donderdag 6 mei 2010

Je woont te lang in Dubai als...

Niet zelf verzonnen, maar erg grappig.

Je weet dat je te lang in Dubai woont als:
- You're not surprised to see a goat in the passenger seat
- You believe that speed limits are only advisory
- You expect all police to drive BMWs or Merc's
- You believe that the definition of a nanosecond is the time interval between the time the light turns green and the time that the guy behind you begins to blow his horn
- You make left turns from the far right lane
- You understand why huge 4x4s must slow down to a snail's pace whilst crossing a speed bump yet hurtle through a wadi at 100kph
- When you realise that the black and white stripes in the road are not a zebra crossing, just bait to get tourists into the firing line
- When a problem with your car AC or horn is more serious to you than a problem with the brakes

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